The Storyteller
- Bring not your notebooks. You'll never need them anyway. Just listen, laugh on cue, and appear interested/ A;; for what? All for their endless rant about the best chapter of their lives. Next session will be Book Two.
- They don't spring from action flicks. It's just a hobby of theirs to keep you on your toes. Behave, pay attention and do not blabber about; that is if you don't want an F written on your epitaph.
- They shed new light on the scope of the Student Handbook. Surprise! Failure Due to Absences is not only a student phenomenon.
- Their exam pointers never seem to point at all. Their questions will never be from your discussions. Worse, they don't come from your books either. Word of advice: Pray.
- Their tricks are double-edged, mind you. On one side, you may get an A- when you barely passed their pop quizzes. Unlucky you if you still get a D when yours was the best project among the class. How'd they do it? Swish here.. Swish there..
- "Are you asking us?" will definitely be a frequent question. They are not so sure of their lessons that your end up not being sure of what you're learning as well. Talk about uncertainty in embodied form.
- They give extensions, bestow projects and grant homeworks, along with other offers: short quizzes, long tests, oral exams, removals, reports and what else? Santa Claus couldn't be more generous.
- These days when speed is a major criterion, it's not surprising to note that some don't want to be left behind. The Flashes certainly are always ahead, covering 15 chapters in an hours. And they're included in the exam tomorrow.
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